(via susiewoozie)

When all of my friends have really great boyfriends, and I’m just sitting there like:

When my friend is throwing up

You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby.

Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being transgender is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. Want to know what’s not fine? Wearing crocs.

(via mightygiggle)

(via karaguyyy)

you got it big guy

(via scoobadriver-deactivated2013041)

When you finally get settled into bed


But then it’s just like:

When I want my boyfriend to wake up