(via susiewoozie)
When all of my friends have really great boyfriends, and I’m just sitting there like:
(via flym3tothemooon)
When my friend is throwing up
You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby.
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being transgender is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. Want to know what’s not fine? Wearing crocs.
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(via karaelizabethguy)
you got it big guy
When you finally get settled into bed
But then it’s just like:
When I want my boyfriend to wake up
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